correct on both counts.

"Sam. Get in here and pick up these Nerf darts all over the kitchen."
"Where? I don't see any..."
"Are you kidding? There are hundreds of them all over and I'm really sick of it!"
There's ONE, here on the floor. And here's another on the counter. Mom, that's TWO.
Either you exaggerate too much, or you are really, really bad at math."